How the hill do you install Minecraft AND OR Spotify on a laptop run by LinuxMint?

Added (1). I've tried several sites for Minecraft, and the code for Spotify does not translate in the Terminal. I hate Linux so much.

Noah 25.08.2015

You've tried lots of sites? But not tried Google, of course.

"linux minecraft" 3.1 million hits, with AT THE TOP, http://www.howtogeek.com/198476/how-to-install-minecraft-on-ubuntu-or-any-other-linux-distribution/

"linux spotify" 1.6 million hits, with AT THE TOP https://www.spotify.com/uk/download/linux/

We have answered many questions like this from you before, always the same, blaming Linux for your own inability to use Google.

Greywolf 26.08.2015