What will it take for people to join my minecraft server?

I have no real way of spreading awareness other than JOIN MY SERVER @ 76.180.129.253:25565 here or get rank #3999 on a minecraft server listing site where nobody will see u.

Added (1). forgot to say it is a survival server with a small roleplay twist with there being the story of when you join you are just coming out of coma from the wreck but after that what you do is completeley up to you, want a stack of diamonds, just ask, i have a TON that were found in the plane

Added (2). one more thing i know it works because my friend was successfully able to join and he lives towards the edge of my town and i live in the middle.

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I'll take a look when I can but sounds cool you don't have to bribe me though and I'll tell my friends