How many years does it take to become a hardcore mlg Minecraft quickscoper?

You must be at least 6 years old, first you need to go to the palace of MLG creepers to learn the 360 degree spin attack, them you must go to the dungeon of skeletons to learn how to quick scope, then you must go to mine-con to get the MLG, this will take approximately 6.5436 years to master.

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