Why isn't One Direction smoking weed with me right now?

I just feel like we would be really good friends. I kind of want to hang out with Louis and maybe braid his hair and talk about philosophy with Harry. Also I think it would be really fun to play Minecraft with them all together.

Wow. You spend a bit of time on YA, and you think how low humanity can reach with repeated questions about job interviews, Trump and astrology, and then, pow, you post this.

A lot of people suffer from delusions of grandeur, a symptom often found in people with psychotic or bipolar disorders. Seek help.