How could I improve my dating profile so that it is not boring?

My self-summary
I view myself as intelligent, imaginative and just a little crazy. I love to cook, take on new challenges, and try new things. My friends tell me I remind them of Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory. I always wondered why they would think that I guess it might be because when I'm offered a friendship with benefits arrangement I would ask about the paid vacation time and severance package.
What I'm doing with my life
On a day to day basis I breath, eat, and dream about finding a way to reprogram the human race so they are more efficient, less annoying, and can stop asking me what I'm doing with my life.
I'm really good at
breathing. I have done it all my life and plan to do it until I die.
The first things people usually notice about me
Many people comment about my blue eyes. I have been told that when I'm walking on the ocean shore that they look stormy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite singer is Susanna Hoffs. I especially like her song Unconditional Love. I can really relate to a few of the lines. It seems in life that no matter what one says those we care most about will take it the wrong way and that we always want to be everything to the one we love but many times we just do not know how.

Added (1). My favorite video game is Skyrim. I got hooked on it a few years ago when my roommates were playing it. I have fun creating mods for it. I also like minecraft. It is fun building towering castles and vast cities even if they get blown up by creepers.

I like reading books by Piers Anthony. He wrote fantasy novels such as Isle of View, Demons Don't Dream, Heaven Cent, The color of her Panties, and Zombie Lover. They are fantasy novels I had started reading as a teen and love the weirdness.

Added (2). The six things I could never do without
Hot Baths
Alienware laptop
Philosophy
Pots and Pans
Monopoly
French Class
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how I can genetically engineer a money tree.
On a typical Friday night I'm
teaching a class on how to decorate a cake, make candy, and bake bread.

Added (3). I spend a lot of time thinking about
how I can genetically engineer a money tree.
On a typical Friday night I'm
teaching a class on how to decorate a cake, make candy, and bake bread.

Added (4)..
The most private thing I'm willing to admit
when I was 12 years old I use to have this female playmate. We would play in the woods behind my house. She would pretend to be a beautiful elf princess and I would be her brave, handsome knight. I would keep dragons away from her and she would give me kisses whenever i became enchanted as that is the only way the spell could be broken. For some reason I got enchanted quite often.

Added (5). You should message me if
If you like American boys, are bored and need excitement, would like to improve your English and/or cooking skills, want romance and passion, and want a guy who comes with a guarantee that you will be happy or at any time you can trade me in for a new model no questions asked.

"My friends tell me I remind them of Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory"

Yeah, take that right the hell out. Although, I guess it's good to give them fair warning.

"On a day to day basis I breath, eat, and dream about finding a way to reprogram the human race so they are more efficient, less annoying, and can stop asking me what I'm doing with my life"

And change that to: "I think I'm funny, but I'm very mistaken on that point."

What makes you think it sounds boring? What's "boring" to one person might be "perfect" to another and "obnoxious" to someone else. Your profile should be an accurate representation of you, whatever you might be, so that you will attract people who will be genuinely compatible.

If you try too hard to be clever and sound exciting, 1) you will end up sounding like you're trying to hard, which equals desperation, which is a turn off, and 2) you'll end up getting the attention of people who will expect you to be as exciting and interesting as your profile, but if it's not accurate then you may have a hard time maintaining a long-term relationship.