HOW DO I PLAY MINECRAFT ROBLOX AND CLUB PENGUIN ON MY FLIPPHONE xd?

You don't. Your fliphone isn't powerful enough for them.

First you pour milk into the charger port then soak the phone in bleach for 3 hours then proceed to dry. Once his has been done you can tap the screen with a hammer until it cracks and then it will look like your traditional iphone with those games