HOW DO I PLAY MINECRAFT ROBLOX AND CLUB PENGUIN ON MY FLIPPHONE xd?

HOW DO I PLAY MINECRAFT ROBLOX AND CLUB PENGUIN ON MY FLIPPHONE xd? - 1

You don't. Your fliphone isn't powerful enough for them.

First you pour milk into the charger port then soak the phone in bleach for 3 hours then proceed to dry. Once his has been done you can tap the screen with a hammer until it cracks and then it will look like your traditional iphone with those games