Can I install minecraft offline and be able to play?

I have a desktop without any form of internet (Ethernet cable, Wi-Fi PCIe adapter, etc) and was wondering if there was any way of using my paid legit account from my laptop, and/or Minecraft.exe to play it without connecting to the internet? For example, can I install Minecraft onto my laptop, sign in to get the authetication token, then transfer all the files onto a USB or something?