Who would win the Hunger Games with these contestants?

Elmo
Barney
Ernie (and his friend, whatever his name)
Homer Simpson
Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)
Ryu (Street Fighter)
KFC Colonel
Duke Nukem
Spongebob
Patrick
Santa
Link
Steve (Minecraft)
Frosty the snowman
Patchy the Pirate
Finn
Jake
Serious Sam
Terminator
Governator
Rambo
Rocky
Mario
Luigi
Cartman

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Mortal combat characters are on an entirely different scale compared to the other characters. Is this a joke?