I was just chilling in my walmart when all of a sudden this ugly beast came out of nowhere. I had nightmares for three nights because of him and i haven't left my walmart since! 
What is this beast i found on Minecraft?
Asep the king 22.11.2015
That's Jonathan, he's the car park attendant, he's only looking at you because his late wife's favourite flower was the sunflower and it reminds him of Christmas eve 2009 when they put Debbi and Micheal to bed and made sweet, sweet love in the sunflower maze. She too had her head pulled away from her neck. So it can't be easy for him to see yet another stalk-less sunflower. Just tell him that Sharron's up there watching over him and give him $1 for a Tyskie… He'll be okay.
Pope 22.11.2015