Can someone buy me a premium Minecraft account?

So let me break it down for you. I'm 12 years old and I have a passion for playing Minecraft, but my family is kind of poor. We had enough to buy a computer when I was four years old and as I grew up I got a passion for gaming. To this day I don't have any kind of console, (wii, gameboy, DS etc.) except for my computer. (Not sure if that even counts)

Anyways all I'm asking is if someone would be generous enough to buy my a Minecraft account or gift code. My mom thinks Minecraft is stupid and won't ever buy it for me. And for my dad he isn't around so I understand why my mom doesn't want to waste 30 dollars on a game I have a passion for.

I've played the cracked version but it isn't as fun as premium because I don't get acess to skins or premium servers. I see all my favorite YouTubers playing it and it makes me sad sometimes. So all I'm asking is someone on the internet would please be generous enough and help a fellow gamer. You have no idea how thankful I will be. I will literally do anything you ask me. (Sarcasm) No but seriously if you need anything in return (besides the money) just ask because you were the one who made me able to play a game that I absolutely love!

This might be looked over but to whoever decides to be willing enough to help a fella out, you have NO idea how thankful I will be.

A. You're too young to be on this site.
B. There are other ways to get money: do jobs for neighbors etc.
C. No one will buy it for you. Stop begging and earn the money for it.

I know how you feel it was the same for me but sadly i do not have the money to spare

it depends how poor you really are you could maybe try to reasoning with her make it so its going to be profitable for her too and don't beg or annoy them (for some it works but most of the time it won't work in your favor

1: maybe help someone ells i baby sat the neighbors dog and got 50$ each time

2: find something your good at and try making money with that

3: get a job tho for many jobs you would be to young but there are some out there

4:at school or other places you can sometimes win money contests, competitions etc…

this is the best i can do and i hope it helps cause gamers gotta help each other out

Either earn the money or save each cent and change that you get. Boy, when I was ten I used to live in a third-world country in an immensely poor family and by saving with each cent I eventually managed to save up like 600 dollars and I didn't even work. Don't be lazy.

Also, I can detect this is a troll question.

I bought mine craft a while ago and I never play anymore so you can have my account if you want. I would buy you a new one but unfortunately I have to get to the bank:/ but if you want my account you can download it onto your computer