Minecraft keeps crashing, saying that there's a Pixel Format Acceleration problem?

Minecraft keeps crashing, saying that there's a Pixel Format Acceleration problem?

Added (1). Pastebin that has my dxdiag and crash log:

Also, it is important to know that I'm running Windows on a Mac (via bootcamp)
I recently updated bootcamp and All of the drivers associated, and I'm still having this problem. I can't seem to figure this out…

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