My MineCraft WON'T WORK On My I Pad?

My MinCraft Won't Work On My I Pad… I've Tried Turning It On And Off That a DON'T WORK And I've Tried Re-Installing It… AHH IT WON'T WORK WHAT A DO I DO

Go do something productive and rethink your life.

1. Try restarting your iPad. Hold the home button down until 'Slide to Unlock' appears.
2. Your iPad should be completely blank. Hold the home button down until the Apple Logo appears.
3. Run the app. If it fails, double click the home button and (assuming you are running iOS 7) slide all the windows up except for the home screen.
4. If all else fails, delete Minecraft and reinstall via App Store or iTunes. (WILL DELETE YOUR WORLDS!)